How do you know if a girl is crazy before its too late? How do you know you if a girl is lying to you about not being a club girl? Now, that's not to say that all girls who head to nightclubs every so often are crazy (although... How do you know you're not picking up a club girl during the day? But this time they’re competing against Steven Martin and Dan Aykroyd’s characters, George and Yortuk Festrunk, from “Two Wild and Crazy Guys.” In this nod to two different generations of classic SNL sketches, the pairs compete against each other and cast member Bobby Moynihan for a lady’s heart on a dating game show.Samberg and Timberlake croon their way through answers while Martin and Aykroyd revive their famed, creepy, faux-Czech brothers tandem.And as in introvert, you’re always going to be most comfortable in your own home or living space.Set that precedent very early on, date one or two if possible.
Let me provide you with a bit of backstory: See, I'm a girl who has been called “crazy” more times than I care to count on both of my cocktail-ring adorned hands, and it used to piss me the f*ck off.Your life, in contrast, is likely a bastion of calm and order. And even if you do have roommates, your life is peaceful compared to her chaotic existence. You’ve already successfully seduced her, she knows that you DO have strong social skills.An alert reader sent a video to Life in the Boomer Lane titled “The Universal Hot/Crazy Matrix: A Man’s Guide to Women.” The chart was developed by Dana Mc Lendon, a forty-something who looks like he spent a lot of time hugging the wall in social situations, trying to figure women out, before he decided to turn them into a two-dimensional chart. Mc Lendon makes quick work of intelligence, sense of humor, political and social awareness, professional achievements, and whatever other areas misguided women might believe are advantageous in one’s quest for a meaningful relationship with the opposite sex. According to Mc Lendon’s matrix, LBL would most likely have ended up in the Chernobyl category and the marriage would not have taken place.So, he set to work and read every book he could find, studied every teacher he could meet, and talked to every girl he could talk to to figure out dating.After four years, scads of lays, and many great girlfriends (plus plenty of failures along the way), he launched this website.